Indiana man expresses regret, reconsiders life choices
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Waters, MI: Indiana resident Dan Gurnon expressed regret regarding a recent decision to abandon his young son to fish on the child’s 6th birthday.
“God damn it” Gurnon was overheard to mutter, staring out across the frozen landscape of big Chubb lake, steaming cup of coffee in hand. “Jeff isn’t even here. Motherfuck.”
Gurnon was later observed cradling his phone in the corner of the Malinzak cabin, praying for a signal and a text from home. “I just had to use a bucket to flush the toilet” said Gurnon, letting out ragged sob before falling silent for the evening.
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