Kingston Man Under Investigation For Allegedly Attempting To Have Sex Earth Worms
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A Kingston man was questioned Friday when complaints started coming in to the local police department, stating the man was seen in his front lawn half naked vigorously humping the ground. Eric Salamone ( seen below) in a statement given stated that he is a Wormist ( one who has an emotional and physical relationship with earthworms). “ No one can get in the way of my love and commitment to them (worms) , what we have may not be common but it’s not illegal!
No charges have been filled , but authorities have told the man that if he chooses to continue his “ relationship “ that he must do it in his back yard.
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