Man is found out to be the mischievous Bum Hole Licker

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Man is found out to be the mischievous Bum Hole Licker

Tuesday, 26th April, the notorious Bum Hole Licker has been matched to an identity. The man behind the myth is the one and only, Ben Dover. Reports came in yesterday (Monday, 25th April) of a man around mid 20's, grasping a child by the legs and aiming his tongue for the Bum Hole. There was a 146 hour Police, Army, Navy and Air Force chase for the Bum Hole Licker. He firstly stole 600 Naval boats and was on a 23 hours chase before he jumped into the air and flew into a helicopter. He then proceded to fly into a secret Army base and destroyed everything. He was finally caught at midnight by the Chief of the police force. He is now in a prison cell begging for little children bums. We have saved the children for the rest of the night. But we never know the Bum Hole Lickers next move.

Credits go to, Mo Lester for the writing of this news report this Tuesday afternoon.

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