Ferguslie man charged with melano tan theft

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Lees of blackstoun Oval was charged with stealing Melano tan.The tanned wannabe said he was inspiring to be like his idol the tanned god David Hasselhoff.
He appeared from custody dressed as a muslim he was released on bail pending a future apperance

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