Male, 21, arrested for theft of dildos
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Henry Downie, 21, of Pallister Park, Middlesbrough, has been arrested for stealing sex toys from Ann Summers earlier this week.
"I have an obsession with dildos. It's a sickness, I can't help it!" He was shouting when he was taken away by police.
Unaware of why Downie likes sex toys so much, police take him in for questioning.
Henry Downie, family man of Pallister Park has previous with sex toys.
A witness who doesn't want to be named told us "I have seen him a few times with Ann Summers bags coming home, I simply thought he wanted to spice things up with his lady in the bedroom but I didn't know HE enjoys them!"
More updates will come as the story unfolds!
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