Lbcc holds benefit for junkie begging for change at waffle house.
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The once 6'0'' tall male was last seen limping around a waffle house begging for gas money for his gas/electric hybrid hover-round. If you see him limping in or near, your local waffle house, please donate change and contact authorities immediately. Do not, under any circumstances, try to approach, and/or communicate with suspect as, he is to be considered armed, dangerous and not taken lightly. He stands sideways at a now, fully erect 5'10''. with his cane, and his weight often fluctuates. Some recent reports, may have spotted using crutches at large. If you see this POS, throw your change at him and contact your local authorities immediately.
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