Holbrook man wins jackpot
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Chris Rivera , 22 , of Holbrook won big last week when he scratched off the winning numbers on a 5000$ a week for life lotto game. When asked what he's. Going to do with his new found fortune he said "strippers and cociane now get out my face peasants" he later went on to steal a helicopter and ended up with a 5 star wanted level. Police were upset to find out he knew the cheat code to lose all his stars. He flew away a free man and the cops could only watch. Officer Mike Hunt when asked about the even said " we were right on his ass but the bastard knew the cheat code so we had no choice but to stop shooting and act like nothing happened. That kid is waayyyyy to rich anyway".
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