Indiana Man Deemed Biomedical Hazard
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Indiana resident, Brandon Julius "Juice" Karcher Esq., was arrested over the holiday weekend due to the concern for public safety and his passion for passing gas in public. Karcher is known in the community for his desire to find, as he states, the "sickest and most gnarly "means for passing gas, or "toots". He is best known for eating unconventional items in order to experiment with the structure of his gas in order to increase or impact odor, volume, tone, and length. Karcher has gone on record calling himself the "toot king" of Indiana.
Unfortunately, there is no current assessment or governing body to confirm the "Juice's" claims.
Over the weekend on Sunday afternoon at 3:28pm local authorities were notified of a small explosion. Eyewitness accounts and social media posts indicated the presence of a potential fire hazaard and overall green haze in the 3400 block of West Lafayette, causing speculation of a terrorist attack.
Arriving on the scene West Lafayette officers found Karcher passed out in the middle of his own "toots". Karcher is currently in critical condition at a local hospital but is expected to make a full recovery. Area experts are examining the leftover fumes and debris from the Juice's experimentation, but are currently speculating it involved eating heavy amounts of cardboard, mash potatoes, dog food, expired canned salmon, chocolate covered newspaper clippings, and/or dry margarita mix. However, results are still pending and we will update coverage as it becomes available.
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