Local ginger burnt to an absolute fucking crisp.
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Christopher McCourt also known as 'The Toucher' was enjoying the sunshine when he noticed his normally pale and freckled skin had developed a shade of hot rod red. Emergency services arrived on the scene and were shocked to discover Mr. McCourt had went through six bottles of factor 50 but to no avail. A paramedic at the scene said it was the worst case of sunstroke he had seen as 'The Toucher' repeatedly announced that 'Oasis are our Beatles' until he eventually passed out and took a nap. It is unclear wether the red haired demon will take The Sun to court. More news as it follows.
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