Man Elated when Cocktail Party Cancelled
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
2059 73453 Shares
—SONOMA, CA Local resident John Buckner, rarely seen in public, was caught on camera last weekend when he learned that his wife, Lorraine, was cancelling all cocktail parties for the remainder of August.
Mr. Buckner, a retired executive who yearns to spend his days in scholarly pursuits with regularly scheduled Fox programming at lunch hour, has for years lamented the "active" social calendar directed by Lorraine.
Mr. Buckner declined to comment on the upcoming respite but his neighbor, Pat Prune, observed, "I haven't seen him like this for years. He's humming when tending his tomatoes. He gives me wave in the morning. It's like he won the lottery!"
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.