Eclipse turned point defiance Ferry Captain into a fish
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After being rude to the children on the ferry last weekend, Darrel "Cool Guy" Malone turned into an ugly off species of fish and will never be the same; please be good to each other so that you too do not become a weird fish. Brad Comer did witchcraft to turn him that way after the said man was mean to his Tay Tay.
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