Doctors Predict Local Asshole Expected to Live for Fucking Ever
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Local University physicians have confirmed that Minnesota local, Ted Mosen, whom no one can tolerate for extended periods of time is expected to be relatively free of health problems and plague humanity with his existence for a good long time.
The Centers for Disease Control choose not to comment.
Associated Presses MN
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