Pence storms out of 49er-Colts game after realizing both teams stink
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Vice President Mike Pence and a woman described as his wife, left the NFL's 49ers-Colts game early Sunday afternoon after players on both sides knelt during the National Anthem.
Pence told reporters later that he wasn't offended by the players' display of their 1st Amendment rights. He was unhappy that President Trump (Donnie Low Ratings) was only able to get him tickets to such a terrible game.
"These teams are the worst," Pence said during a short drive to the airport from Lucas Oil Slick Stadium. "I was hoping both teams would lose."
According to anonymous sources, Pence groused that Trump wouldn't get him tickets to a better game, like Dallas-Green Bay.
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