Sam Rayburn Varsity Team Looks Like Their JV Team Without Baylor Commit Stanley Hackett

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In Sam Rayburns saturday contest vs Dobie High School, it was very obvious that the Texan offense was lacking the energy they had with D1 Prospect Stanley Hackett. After losing 21-9, several players were heard saying "I guess I'm moving to SoHo too because we're about to go 0-30 again." Rayburn Head Coach was last seen at a gay bar and when questioned about his offense, he replied with "I really miss my nigga Stanley, he was our whole offense:(" Rayburns next contest is versus South Houston, which means they will get destroyed analy all night.

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