Exclusive!!! Missing Trustee found to be in fine condition.
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In what has been a mystery to most residents in the Village of Mundelein, where all trains go to slow down, trustee Dakotah Norton has been assumed missing.
During extension research and investigation, this reporter was able to find out the true story behind the elongated absence.
It appears that after the April election that had taken place, Mr. Norton failed to see his name on the ballot and simply assumed his time as Trustee had expired.
"Two years sure felt like fours years", he told an anonymous source, "Boy, am I embarrassed."
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