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New breaking news out of Vienna where a local Hütteldorfer man has yet to reply to his immigrant farmboy friend.

"Like, omg totally" the farmboy wrote to our journalists, establishing his level of Americaness.

"Not sure how froggy things are. If froggy at all! I mean, is there even a pond?" He asked, adding to the confusion.

"I guess I will just have to wait and see. Right here, on this lily pad. I eat flies."

"Things have not even begun to get weird." Said the Dalai Lama on the subject. £€T$ G€ w€¡®D

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