The new Lord of the Vale reveals a new Knight!
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After a long hibernation, the Lord of the Vale has recently placed her ability to knight unsuspecting victims into a new passerby in the exchange of cheese.
It wasn't just any cheese however. The exchange required a unique compilation of both cheese and meat variety, known as a "Cheese-wich". The delicacy was thrown into action from the passerby as he sought to be knighted.
As the ritual for the Vale is expected, various acts of displeasing sexual encounters with the cheese took place in order to successful to create a meaningful courtship expression to the Lord of the Vale, in which was happily accepted after various rubbing of cheese in locations such as and not limited too:
The mouth.
The tail.
The stomach.
Upon completion of the ritual the knight kneeled before the Lord of the Vale, accepting his new title though it was not directly expected prior to obtaining the cheese. You may now find the knight within the vale inspecting the quality of the cheese which is often delivered as a sign of peace from the outside world.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.