Posts of the day 2017-09-16

Rat Penis Found in McDonald's Burger.
Russians to land on Mars on 2025
Gundy will be saying Pig Sooie soon
Lenoir City KFC to move their building next month
McDonalds Closing!!!!
Lenoir City KFC to close down next month
Renton Police Statewide Man hunt
LOHJTGCV
Chick-fil-A
Transexual lovefest takes over downtown Park Hills Missouri
Dan Righi named official cause for Reese's removal.
Local Teenager Hits and kills
Underground is way fucking better than the mainstream.
Mr.clean now Ms.clean
LaWanda's V.I.Poo Going Out Of Business
Breaking news
Chris is stoned with his medical marijuana
Fueding Chickens
No more Food Lion
Purity syrup riots grip center city.
Bryan Dunne not actually Batman
WaWa acquires Racetrac in 20 Billion Dollar Deal
Rice banned in Long Island, NY?
Coffee
Man saves baby from fire
Facebook videos filmed hours before 18-year-old girl died in a bar freezer which show her in a room with a group of friends are now part of the investigation into her death
Researchers discover Hillary Clenton is an illegal immigrant
Ford to Cease Production of the Mustang
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Jiggs dinner to be discontinued from Sunday's
Georgia game not to be aired on television
Canada's Wonderland to Close Following 2017 Season
Dudley Beene To Be Pulled From Supermarket Shelves
Donald, Trumps Democracy
North Korean leaked Military Plans show Washington DC bombing on September 17th
Arctic Cat and Polaris close doors before 2018 season.
BREAKING NEWS!! BLAKE SPATH IS NO LONGER A TEENAGER!!
Yellow lights turning blue
ALL ALLOTMENTS GETTING REMOVED AND DESTROYED NEXT WEEK
Walmart to close 250 stores
A ban on raw seafood including Salmon Sashimi and Sea Urchin in the USA will take effect
Breaking news* man caught masterbating.
Guys who ride Honda fury motorcycles are usually gay.
Chris Bell gets his balls scared off!
Police hauls 2018 legalization
Small dog species developing tilted neck bone structure.
This Bussin Ass Bitch ...
Mike Garcia Got Huge due to overeating
Packers dump Rogers over Anthem issue.
Breaking news - newfoundlands new emperor is a liar.
CL Duncan
Windows 10, the world's most commercially successful virus!
All Double Kwiks will be closing October 1st
Floridia man becomes millionaire with new "No Cry Onion Chopping Method".
SHITTING IN THE FLOOR?!
Former Edina Woman Breaks into Convenience Stores in Multiple States
Sherry's grandsons say 'Don't fall for fake news, Nanny!'
Rick and morty tv show cancelled?
The "Rock" Dwayne Johnson Is Announces Engagement
Melanie Allen beats Lisa Horton in UFC title match!
Nassau police in search of two females may have ran drug ring on LI
Schar declares bankruptcy!
Hillary Clinton Caught By Janet Burns
New Study Reveals Dinner is Bad for You
Trumps tells CNN "Stacey Giuffre is fake news"
More Mewtwo Raids?
WUSA9 Meteorologist Topper Shutt Mauled by Pet Dog Gibby
Topper Shutt Mauled by Pet Dog Gibby
50 Cent, Eminem, Dr. Dre, and Jay Z all plan on moving to either Grand Rapids, South Bend, or Kalamazoo
Longo & Foster Voted America's Most Beautiful News Team
Donald trump assasinated
H.A.R.T.T. Receives $1 million feral cat grant
Weird Al condoms to be released soon!
Olive Garden to close all delaware locations by October 2017
Hialeah man accused of using Santeria to attract hurricanes
Toelet cleaner
Spoonbread festival disturbance
The Walking Dead to end after main star tragically dies in car accident
Alien invasion
This prank is a prank
The world ending
Swift current buy and sell fraud
Gloucester Township Fire Districts Consolidate January 1 2018
FORD to discontinue mustangs
Grande prairie Scumbag terrorizes school yard
LGBT Protesters join in on Stockley Protests.
Jen Deez Passes Gas, Burns of Husband's Eyebrows
Idiot on Facebook Believes Everything he reads
Clarksville's Mayor Declares a Rock Painting Theme Day in October
Blackpage meet,gone wrong..
Roger Boggs nominated for the Iowa Music Association Hall of Fame
Hhh
Free Beer For Life
Hairdresser gets stuck in glass
CANDY ANDERSON OF FORREST PARK GEORGIA WIN'S THE LOTTO $100,000,000
A man found his love
Steely Dan's Donald Fagen To Run New York City Mayor
Exploding manholes in Philadelphia
NY GIANTS RECEIVER BECKHAM DEAD AT 24
BREAKING NEWS:Dunkin Donuts Will Close All Franchises as of October 5,2017
At long last Jordan "Puff" Griffin comes clean about this nicknames dark origins.