Windows 10, the world's most commercially successful virus!

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The verdict is in! Microsoft has successfully perpetuated the world's most commercially successful virus (right behind F.B. Messenger) and called it Windows 10! A virus so sophisticated that it still can't even be detected by anti-virus software. Scan your computer and it comes up clean, every time. Even though the operating system itself IS THE VIRUS! "What used to simply be the world's most successful Solitaire game has now moved up in the ranks" according to professional sarcasmist, Larry Athey of the Hee-Haw Headquarters of western Nebraska. "I always had a habit of collecting computer viruses because it's really an odd hobby" says Larry, "but when I got my free upgrade to Windows 10 from Windows 7, I basically left a wet spot where I was sitting". Larry goes on to say "it's a beautiful thing, the more money you spend on a computer, the better the virus works, this is brilliant work!".

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