WaWa acquires Racetrac in 20 Billion Dollar Deal
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Wawa, PA (Sept. 16th, 2017) – Wawa is thrilled to announce that WaWa Inc. has aquired all Racetrac locations, RaceTrac Petroleum, Inc. operates more than 650 retail gasoline convenience stores in 12 southeastern states under the RaceTrac (company-operated) and RaceWay (Contract Operator-operated) names. Racetrac was forced to sell after hurricane Irma had completly wiped out all of its supplies, including but not limited to, plastic bags, coffee, coffee creamer and pizza boxes. Racetrac also stated that it no longer had enough staff to man it's stores after hiring so many lazy and incompetent associates. WaWa stated that effective immediatly all Racetrac locations would close and be rebranded. WaWa also stated that all Racetrac employees would be let go and would hire trained monkeys to replace them.
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