Today Is National "Show A Burnt Guy Your Tiddy Day."
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This blessed holiday came into existence back in 2009 when the most amazing of humans was turned into KFC. The boy's name was Joseph Stoness and he recently turned seventeen, when asked for a statement he simply said "Bitches like fried chicken." He did tweet out later on that he was shocked to find out that there was a holiday based on his past experience, I believe we all owe him a bow and a blow-job of at least a 5 minute duration in order to honor him being so humble after what he survived.
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