Packers have taken their own fans advice of.. GPG !! - Fans can now Howl "GPG" at a Blue moon !
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Green Bay , Wisconsin .. 5 Hours Ago ......
It is true ! - It has finally happened !....
The Green Bay Packers have finally taken all of Their own fans advice ..... and have Go Go Go... - ed .....
The Green Bay Packers have just simply "packed up" and moved out of Green Bay, Wisconsin... Last Night .. while the town was still asleep ! ! !
Packer fans who do relocate here can now take pleasure to be able to go to the local hollar - and yell " Go Pack Go" - into it and hear themselves over and over and over again ...
Since they love to hear that so much, this should justify them moving down here to this new location ...
Where the Moon takes on a Blue colored tone due to the local mountain weather conditions which exist there .
They will be able to hear their own voices yelling this GPG !! .. hundreds of time over, for every one time they yell it .
Also, if the Packers team falters and stumbles into oblivion in last place, they can also take solace in yelling the "blues" into "Blue Hollar" .... or in one of the many other ones nearby ..
It is expected to be a truly sad day today in Mudville ... For Packer Fans who choose not to follow their team to West Virginia !
The Great State of West Virginia announced it was 'Now open to attract "BIG" business interests" - and have been secretly and discreetly lobbying the Packer organization with attractive offers if they were to move out of their state ..... - to Beautiful West Virginia.
- Specifically - to the beautiful city of "Blue Moon Hollar" .
Packer fans who pack up and follow their team will take special pleasure in Hollaring into all of the local "Hollars" .. - That GPG !! They like to yell so much about !!!
This town is named after the local Mountain Hollow located just outside the city ...
- Each and every county and Hollar has their very own unique language of varying dialects.
Packer fans who move here will have to learn how to talk AND spell like the local mountain people do, to assimilate with the local population which varies widely !
Packer fans will have to learn to understand that American English language varies widely in different regions of the country .
So They will need to learn how not to be so "ANAL" - - in their corrective spelling aspirations which they are so well known for ... and to be more Empathetic and understanding in these regions.
- otherwise , they may be Labeled as pompous and condescending .... Which everyone else already knows they are, especially when they Brag and "Trophy Trumpet " their Long ago past accomplishments .
In other words, The Packer fans who relocate here, will have to throw away all of there "How to spell using "proper English" books - and learn how to spell and talk different ..
One nuance of the region being - any word ending with an OH sound, is replaced with an "er" sound.
I.E. - Hollow is now pronounced AND spelled as "Hollar" or "Holler".. Whatever the Users choice may be ... ( There are no strict spelling restrictions here) .
"Folks down here ain't so particular as to howse words are spelled " - said "Shelby McPeak Mead" - one local we exclusively interviewed...
So, Not to miss the opportunity of a lifetime - and to be the first NFL football team to take advantage of the superb business Perks and opportunities this great state had to offer -
The Packers have agreed with this logical reasoning - and have 'Slipped out of town" ..
Packers have finally - "Packed up" - and have Left the state of Wisconsin ! ! !
Packers ... Enjoy howling "GPG" at The Big Blue Moon !!! in Blue Moon Hollar !!!
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