Cheez-It Grooves Being Recalled
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Cheez-It Grooves are being recalled across the country due to levels of radiation contamination.
It has been learned that a nuclear power plant operating next to the factory that produces Cheez-It Grooves has slowly been leaking radiatiin contaminated watee into a shared resivor.
If you have purchased Cheez-It Grooves, please return immediately. If you have recently consumed Cheez-It Grooves and are experiencing symptoms such as numbness in feet, tingling in hands, unexplained loss of hair, glowing in the dark, or random super powers, please contact your local poison control center immediately.
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