Donald Trump outlaws birth control for Americans
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Donald Trump announced Monday that he wants to outlaw all forms of birth control in America, because "we need to catch up with the Mexicans, in case there is a war. Mexicans have like 20 kids each, they will clearly outnumber us" Donald Trump also proposed in his statement to the press "real patriots of the u.s.a. will have at least 7 kids, or they are not proving their loyalty to this country". Feminist groups are outraged stating that this proposal turns them into "baby factories for the government". But dudes everywhere are high fiving each other and stocking up on penicillin to "prepare to serve our nation", as one redneck in Kansas said on Twitter, following trumps announcement. Trump promises those who have more than seven children will get rewarded with a McDonald's franchise for their efforts, so their broke ass kids will have a place to work as they grow.
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