Smoking crack now mandatory for all Florida residents
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President Donald Trump has officially announced that smoking crack in the state of Florida is now mandatory for all residents over the age of 8 years old. There will be no restrictions on this new law and it went in to effect as of midnight last night. You will be prohibited to smoke anywhere the fuck you want and one will be required to smoke one "dub" ($20 piece) before entering a State building or Church.
A conference call with President Donald Trump will be held on Monday at 2pm eastern standard time.
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