Clinton Blames No Outlet signs for loss
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Hillary Clinton has sunk to new lows in her blame tour. Speaking at the University of California--Berkeley amid her snowflake supporters. She has now concluded that "No Outlet" street signs are to blame for her loss. "They are setup strategically so my supporters wouldn't find their way to the voting areas." Clinton said. "They would turn down these roads and once they saw these signs they couldn't leave the road." "We had 30-40 vehicles stranded on these no outlet roads." said one highway worker who wants to remain anonymous. "I guess they seen the no outlet sign and figured they were stuck. HAHA all they had to do was turn around." One supporter of Clinton's stated "The sign said No Outlet and I did not want to break any laws or be blamed for being a racist." Clinton also stated "I know the Russians set these traps up for my supporters. This is just another way they interfered in our elections." The Crowd of supporters started crying at this point asking for their mommies. Berkeley student Vivian Loobo who was stuck in her car for 4 days was hailed as a hero by the crowd and most likely will be given the courageous award at this years commencement ceremonies. She turned down the 4th street extension road before the election and was stuck there for 4 days because of the No Outlet sign at the end of the street. Living on McDonald fries that she found between the seats of her Acura she was distraught. "Those signs are the most racist thing I have ever seen".
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