KFC FILES BANKRUPTCY
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June 2017- It's a sad day indeed for fried chicken lovers world-wide. Corporate officials confirmed the news that the iconic KFC will soon be no more than a memory due to a certain truck driver with Crete Carrier Corp who refuses to pass one of their restaurants that offers a buffet! Although numerous complaints have been filed with the nationwide carrier requesting their drivers be forbidden to dine at KFC as well as extensive efforts to block parking access to semis within a 5 mile radius of the KFC's which offer buffets, the driver who is single handedly responsible for bankrupting the international giant has also resorted to drastic measures to continue eating there! Managers of several restaurants have reported him using uber, taxis, bicycles, tricycles, skateboards, jackasses, and even carjacking as means to combat the 5 mile NO SEMI TRUCK PARKING buffer zones!
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