Christmas To Be Celebrated From January 1st Through December 31st Every Year
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Retailers are wild about this idea. The busiest, most profitable shopping season to last all year? What could be wrong with that? "This will be the bestest, everlasting gobstopper of a sale to end all sales" says Wonkenstein Creations, who initiated the crazy idea. "Men will no longer have to be stuck in long lines on Christmas Eve buying all their gifts at the last minute, because there will BE no last minute!".
"We'll have Christmas for New Year's, Christmas for the Fourth of July, heck, in France they will even have Christmas for Bastille Day! This will be awesome" says Willie Yougottabekiddinme, official spokesgoober for Wonkenstein Creations. What do YOU think of this idea? Maybe Peace on Earth and Goodwill Toward Men can last all year..... worth a try.
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