Breaking News - Two White Siberian Tigers killed in Lynndale Community on Lake Wallenpaupak
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"I just couldn't believe my eyes" stated Joseph Russo of Lynndale Estates, He went on to explain how he ventured down to the lake to find snagged fishing lures that are visible as the lake level lowers, when he heard a "Meow", it was then that he looked up to see two White Siberian Tigers peeing on what he said was the McLaughlin boat. Stumbling up to his vehicle to call authorities, his call was in vain, for as the tigers followed him to the shore, they both met their end being run down by Mrs Hackenburg in her hotrod golf cart. Services for the Tigers and the McLaughlin boat will be held as soon as I get back to King Road and ring her neck!!
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