President Donald J. Trump related to Adolf Hitler
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Germany (Reuters) - Late Friday evening evidence showing that a genetic link between President Donald J. Trump and the infamous World War 2 dictator Adolf Hitler was discovered. The discovery might have gone undiscovered except for a misguided request for information regarding the presidents previous trip to Germany.
It has been a long standing procedure of when a foreign dignitary visits another country to have as much medical information on that said individual in the event medical services may be needed. Such information includes but not limited to several pints of their own blood, plasma, platelets and obviously any health related issues. The discovery was made after the American Presidents visit to Poland in July, a request had been sent to a senior aide requesting that all medical records either be returned or destroyed but apparently what occurred was the presidents information was entered into a German based medical database that included a sample of his DNA.
The results of that mistake resulted in the link showing that in fact that the American President was actually loosely related to Adolf Hitler. When consulted Professor Hofreiter of the University of Potsdam stated that the link would be that of a fourth or fifth cousin. The White House has refused to comment at this time as it is a ongoing investigation and when asked directly the American President only responded again that this is fake news and that clearly it is a attempt to slander his name and presidency.
Mean while German Chancellor Angela Merkel was shocked and appalled by the revelation and was quoted saying that she and her team will investigate how such a thing could have occurred and to take appropriate steps to ensure that it never happens again. Chancellor Merkel did in fact confirm that she and the American president spoke early on Saturday morning about the situation and the American's Chief of staff will be working closely to try and remedy the situation.
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