Fuzzy's Taco Closes-- NOT ENOUGH PARKING

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Fuzzys to close. Not enough parking, especially after reports of sharks on the Little Elm Beach! At first the shark meat specials went over well, but when PITA was made aware it became a larger issue. From this point forward no more apartments will be built in the town limits of Little Elm. Too many residents and mostly non, are flooding the beach area, dropping bits of BBQ tacos in the water, drawing all of the man-eating alligators to beach. In the end, all activities have been cancelled at the lake so try to sell your prepaid parking passes on Craigslist.

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