Godzilla Crushes Hardin County Man's '57 Chevy For Mocking Her
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Godzilla unleashed its wrath today on a Kentucky man who dragged the beast into a fake news brawl concerning bull sharks. The reptilian monster, upset over being mentioned in conjunction with a fake news story about fake news, breathed its death beam into the wiring of the unsuspecting man's 1957 Chevrolet. Gary Lee, railroad and Bluegrass enthusiast, said "I'd rather be bitten now the ass by a bull shark than have to rewire my Chevy again."
The monster was last seen heading toward a Pokémon training center near Freeman Lake.
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