Bacon Increases Penis Size
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According to a recent study by UK urologist I.M. Paynus,the mere act of eating bacon can significantly increase the size of a man's "Special Place".Basically what Dr.Paynus discovered was that Brits that consumed over a pound of bacon per month,had noticed NOT only a larger package,but also a very noticible higher sex drive.The good doctor attributes this fact to the larger genetalia of the food that these "Cockney' gents where eating,and also the substantial amount of nuts that their porvine entrees devoured.Essentially the conclusion of a team of almost 14 revered scientists,and many satisfied British woman was "Eat that pork...and You'll be Makin more Bacon"...This reporter likes to think of a line from the movie Deliverance...SQUEEL LOUDER.
REF:BBC,UK Press,Smithfield Farms,and JD BaconLube.
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