Beloved Teacher Acts Out of Character
Saturday 16 October 2059 50847 Shares
There have been rumors a beloved high school teacher in San Francisco, California, acting uncharacteristically. His students say he drools and sighs throughout the class period, while his fellow teachers say he has started to smell quite peculiar. Could these be linked with the recent attacks of people described as slow and unhygienic? They seem to be multiplying. Some say zombies, some say it's all an internet haux.