Michael Wearden prepares for role of Hagrid for Harry Potter Prequels
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Michael ...I want to say J Wearden has been cast as young Hagrid for the upcoming movie: Hagrid and the Noise in the Woods. Wearden expressed some concerns, namely he's not British but the director, Sir Niel Lancestershire the 14th said the beard alone was good enough to land him the spot.
"Despite his American heritage and little to no acting skills, we feel that his beard alone will be good enough to land him the spot as our favorite bearded groundskeeper." If Americans can fake our accents for their movies, they should be able to fake them for ours." The director went on to say, also adding in "THAT IS ONE MAJESTIC BEARD!"
When Michael was reached for comment at first he thought we were Nigerian princes keen on scamming him but after we talked him down he had this to comment"
"Pretty neat, that's fantastic. I got to go now...uh..blimey."
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