Harrisburg Native Levi Waylon Leshak Turns 2, Announces All American Roadshow Tour

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HARRISBURG, Pa (July 12, 2017) -- Levi Waylon Leshak, Harrisburg's newest two year old and latest up-and-coming country singing sensation, celebrated his second birthday while surrounded by friends and family today at a small shindig located just outside of Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.

During the celebration, Levi's long time tour managers Derek Leshak and Danielle Leshak announced breaking news of Levi's upcoming cross-country tour titled "Levi's All American Roadshow Tour."

"When Levi sings, everyone just drops what they're doing and gravitates toward him," said Tour Manager Derek Leshak. "We always knew he sounded a little bit like, well Josh Turner and a little bit like Trace Adkins, but with him being so young, we wanted to wait until at least two to share his talents with the world."

Levi Leshak's full tour schedule is yet to be released, but the first three shows are dedicated to his home town fans. "We wanted to say thanks to everyone who helped get Levi to where he is today," said tour co-manager Danielle Leshak. "Levi will never forget where 'he's come from', so we're excited to share a few hometown shows right up front.

Those shows are:

July 17, 2017: Live from the bathtub -- 123 Valley Rd. Summerdale, PA
July 18, 2017: Live from the kitchen high-chair -- 123 Valley Rd. Summerdale, PA
July 19, 2017: Live from the backyard woodpile-- 123 Valley Rd. Summerdale, PA

Levi was unavailable for official comment, but was quickly asked how he felt about the upcoming tour, shortly after blowing out his birthday candles.

"Cookie monster, nomm-nomm-nomm-nomm," said Levi Leshak. "Mommy's car go bye bye, Bian's Jeep, awww Daisy, sleeeepy time."

Tickets go on sale tonight at Al's Pizza & Subs located in Enola, PA off of route 15. Pricing is below:

Upper level: Two bags of veggie straws (payable to Levi)
Ground level: One pack of chicken nuggets or uncured hotdogs (payable to Levi)
VIP Seating: One sick pack of beer or a bottle of champagne and OJ (payable to tour managers Derek and Danielle)

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