Tim Caldwell announces presidential run
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Tim Caldwell, the host of Somethin' Suave' Theater and the inventor of Slooge (The meat you can drink), has announced his bid to become president of the Untied States. In his speech, Tim highlighted important goals he hopes to achieve such as making midget porn available to everyone, the tarring and feathering of Fred Savage and a literal pot to piss in. Tim hasn't picked his running mate, but has leaned on several important figures such as Mr Lobo, Weird Al Yankovic and Kermit the frog. On Kermit, Tim stated "We usually have puppets for presidents anyways. It's time we have one for Vice-President!"
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