Conshohocken man deemed "Huge faggot"
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Spending most nights on the couch following nights out at local establishments, local Conshohocken resident, Mark Halferty, is known to bar-goers and restauranteurs as the "village faggot". He once told me, "I'm pissed I spent at least $25 last night" following a night out at at least 3 local dive-bars, a close source to the faggot has divulged. "Not sure how I'm going to explain this one to my wife." He's recently become even more of a faggot with purchasing a home in Bucks County, PA in an apparant attempt to elude being such a goddamn faggot in Montgomery county and the neighborhood of Conshohocken. "We will be glad to see him go, there, he's a shitty tipper and is constantly looking down at his phone" says bartender Brian Macvaine of the "Boathouse" restaurant and bar. "He's just an unbelievably huge faggot, we will all be better off without him stumbling around town and disturbing the peace."
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