Teresa Marie Vogler Still Can't Grow Beard
Wednesday 12 August 47333 Shares
A longtime resident of Andrews, NC is still unable to grow a beard despite her many years of effort.
"Look! No beard!", she loudly exclaimed while running her hands over her face. "I think it might have something to do with my underpinnings. I'm broke!"
Teresa is a female in her mid 50s and often talks to her feet.
"Look at 'em!", she yelled. "They're sticking straight up!"
A mental health assessment has been scheduled for her at a local mental health facility.