First Victim of Bella Vista Shark
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Tourist Marty Reich age unknown is the first victim of Shark released in Bella Vista Lake.
Reich was on an inflatable sipping the last of one too many margaritas when the shark attacked. Family and friends repeatedly screamed warnings but Reich ignored them. Memorial for Reich will be held at Jj's July 12th. The Ozark Shitkickers will perform at the service. Tributes may be sent to her aging, grieving sister D Dittrich Newman.
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