Drinking too much Coffee caused Severe Reaction to face
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A man that drank too much Coffee & Tea has had a severe reaction which caused paralysis to his face; specifically in the area of the mouth.
Starbucks, VanHoutte, Tetley, and Foldgers, just to name a few brew companies, are fully aware that anyone that drinks a massive amount of this vile black fluid could easily have similar paralysis.
Due to the short term effect and the possibilities of law suits or loss of profits, they have chosen to keep this pertinent information to themselves.
Tea drinkers are more susceptible to this as they contain 80 more of the key chemical as found in the Coffea fruits (coffee is made from the seeds of Coffea fruits). It is expected that since some forms of tea have proven to burn body fat, that there will be an increase with tea consumption within the fat-ass communities (and proof is, that from a distance, they do look thinner).
It is recommended that people stop drinking coffee and tea and switch to Dairy products such as Milk. Milk does a body good and has only the best of the best ingredients. It is the best product for calcium which grows strong bones, and a built-in teeth whitening ability which will give you a great smile.
So to avoid facial paralysis, stop drinking tea or coffee, and drink Milk.
..... sponsored by the Dairy Farmers of Canada - Canadian Quality of Milk
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.