Mount Storm, WV. A local man has been jailed for unholy acts against natural and mankind.
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Mount Storm, WV. A man has been remanded to the custody of Potomac Highlands Regional Jail for copulating with a Sasquatch and fathering her child. The West Virginia State Police conducted an investigation recently when Natural Resources Police discovered the abomination. A confession and DNA testing has revealed the father as Justin Simmons from Mount Storm, WV. Spokespersons from the State Police said the act constitutes a felony and Mr. Simmons could be facing 10 to 25 years in prison for Indecent Acts with an Endangered Species. The investigation is ongoing. Anyone with addition information is asked to comment below.
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