Thieves Break into BSOL Office.
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According to a police report, yesterday a group of thieves broke into the BSOL Office at Woolloongabba. Police have revealed CCTV footage of the group wheeling three bubble wrapped packages out of the office. The police think the thieves came prepared with bubble wrap and had already decided which items were the most valuable.
BSOL Treasurer, John, was interviewed to assess what items had been taken. He stated to the press that the thieves were very specific and had only taken 3 items. However, since they used bubble wrap, he was confident the items would be found in good condition with no dents or scratches.
The first item stolen was the president Penny. John said this was the most important item and it was imperative it was returned in tip top condition. The second item stolen, John didn’t seem to care about. While he admitted it was expensive, he seemed willing to lose that one. That one was the vice president Paul.
The third and last item, Marie, John admitted was the cheapest but seemed to have more sentimental value to him. John said he was glad that used bubble wrap to keep the items safe.
Police believe they have identified the thieves by the fact they wore computers on their heads. Police believe they belong to the extreme religious gang called Mentors. Their religion orders them to stuff as much computer things into their heads as possible.
Police have asked BSOL members to be on the lookout for any Mentors and to file a report as soon as they’ve found them.
We’re all hoping the items will be recovered very soon.
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