Phyllis Helms Retirement Cancelled, Becomes PET Filler Operator
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In an unusual move, Kraft Heinz cancelled the retirement of Phyllis Helms, and is requiring her to return to work at the Fort Smith, Arkansas plant she retired from. She will be given proper PPE and barely adequate training and will begin operating the PET Filler on Monday, September 18th. Helms could not be reached for comment, which is probably a good thing. :p
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