Martin & Brad unanimously voted "Sexiest Losers in America" by panel of experts.

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In an unprecedented move by the expert panel at People Magazine, Martin Hughes and Brad Jostsons were named People's Sexiest Men Alive for 2017 - and at least four more years to come. Previous honorees include Chris Hemsworth (2014), Adam Levine (2013), Channing Tatum (2012), Bradley Cooper (2011) and Ryan Reynolds (2010), among other stars.

NBC's Today announced Hughes and Jostsons had received the title during Tuesday's broadcast.

Martin, a popular investment advisor and caring nurturer was flattered to receive the call. "I said, 'That's awesome.' And then what went through my mind was just how cool and exciting it is," he says. "And then I thought, 'Wow, we've pretty much reached the pinnacle.' I'm not quite too sure where we go from here. I've done it all, this is it."

Brad, on the other hand, a little known stagehand and all around good egg was unavailable for comment.

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