Bigfoot spotted by aliens, reported by the Loch Ness Monster

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The illustrious, illusory ill-fated beast known as Sasquatch was recently abducted by the Greys. After a short trip to the dog star and back, the mythical creature was deposited on the banks of Loch Ness to be given a short ride on Nessie's back. In other news, "Champ" the creature who roams the water of Lake Champlain is suing Nessie and Sasquatch for copyright infringement, claiming he and the mythical Yeti did the same thing in 1992. He is represented by Robert Kardashian.

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