Mike Cox officially voted "Coolest Guy Ever."
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In an ABC News poll, Mike Cox was voted "Coolest Guy Ever." When asked for comment, his gorgeous girlfriend Angela said, "I have always known this, but now it's proven to be true. It's part of why I love him so much." Last year's winner, actor Jack Nicholson was unavailable for comment. Nicholson's spokesman told us that Jack, "couldn't handle the truth." Mike was unavailable due to being off doing cool guy things like sharing time with his wonderful girlfriend Angela and riding his new Harley.
The poll asked over 3,000,000 Americans of all ages, ethnicities, political parties and economic levels. With a margin of error of +/- 2, Cox won by a 97 margin, the largest margin ever. Coming in second was singer/songwriter Jon Bon Jovi. Bon Jovi will be writing a song about Mike which, insiders say, is expected to win a Grammy.
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