Sasquatch Captured by Psycho Clown
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The elusive Sasquatch has been captured and is currently being studied at the University of Illinois by renown scientist Dr Jeff Meldeum!!
On July 17th at approximately 5:15pm a group or Bigfoot Researchers came across a set of tracks in the Sysyo National Park at the Base of Mt Reiner.
The group broke into separate groups and began a search of the surrounding area.
Rojo the Clown, or paintballs Psycho Clown Posse, was searching by a riverbank when he began to smell a terrible "garbage" like smell.
"The Smell was so bad, I knew it must be a Bigfoot, or a cheating wiper, since the two smell almost identicle."
Before Rojo could make his way back to the group an in identified creature accosted him from a pile of brush it had been hiding in.
The creature was approximately 9' tall and covered in thick brown hair from head to toe.
Luckily Rojo was an avid viewer of Bruce Lee movies as a child Clown and was able to fight off and apprehend his attacker, which turned out to be the elusive Sasquatch.
Rojo received minor injuries during the scuffle and the creature wound up unconscious with a broken arm.
Asked about how he will spend his reward money for the "Discovery of the Century", Rojo replied' "I am planning on buying myself some FU Coozies with a Clown tie and Horn from paravord addiction, and if there's any left over I would like Van Halen to play at my Birthday Party!"
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