Local Soapmaker Slips on Bubbles
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A local Wallingford soapmaker was injured late Monday night, slipping on her own bubbly personality. Lisa, whose last name is being withheld for privacy, giggled girlishly when speaking with reporters. "Oh I'm just such a silly girl aren't I?" she said, while mixing lye with powdered unicorn tails in her kitchen. Her husband Sean, a gadget inventor and part-time neurosurgeon at Acme Neurosurgery Hospital, just rolled his eyes. "She wanted hay. Her friend Roberta said she could have a whole bale of it. Lisa was so tickled by Roberta's response that she leapt for joy, and came down on her own bubbles. Broke her leg, but I think the pain meds have kicked in pretty good now."
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