Researchers in Findlay, Ohio Prove Dinosaurs Didn't Exist
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Findlay, OH - Researchers in "Flag City, USA" have discovered that dinosaurs never existed.
"We've been examining this for weeks, even months," Nick Deringer said. "This area was nothing but swamp land 2017 years ago when the world started, if there were dinosaurs, we would have found fossils here. Guess what? We haven't found them!"
Aaron Frank, PhD, agreed. "The landscape of this city is flat, some say due to glaciers because of the supposed Ice Age, but we know it's just because the Earth is flat. Modern science wants to believe the Earth is round, another failed theory like dinosaurs."
A local high school student, Hannah Patrick, is skeptical, "They say they didn't find fossils, but like, did they even look?"
Deringer and Frank remain confident in their findings.
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